IMPOSSIBLE GOODS. IMPECCABLY PRESENTED.FIRST EDITION — 2026
UNAVAILABLE®
THE PRIVATE COLLECTION / EDITION 2026

A rare collection
of nothing at all.

For the beautifully exhausted. The endlessly busy. The person still on call. Find the thing they’re missing.

08 OBJECTS / EACH ONE A PHYSICAL GIFT

OBJECT 001
8 Hours of Sleep: a luxury presentation box with a forest green printed sleeve.
Life

8 Hours of Sleep

Uninterrupted. Uncompromised. Unlikely.

$48
OBJECT 002
Common Sense: a luxury presentation box with a coloured printed sleeve.
Life

Common Sense

Surprisingly difficult to source.

$48
OBJECT 003
Work–Life Balance: a luxury presentation box with a coloured printed sleeve.
Work

Work–Life Balance

An ambitious addition to any desk.

$48
OBJECT 004
Inbox Zero: a luxury presentation box with a coloured printed sleeve.
Work

Inbox Zero

Nothing to follow up on.

$48
OBJECT 005
Patience: a luxury presentation box with a coloured printed sleeve.
Life

Patience

Good things come to those who wait. Apparently.

$48
OBJECT 006
A Bug-Free Release: a luxury presentation box with a coloured printed sleeve.
Engineering

A Bug-Free Release

Works perfectly. In principle.

$48
OBJECT 007
Free Time: a luxury presentation box with a coloured printed sleeve.
Life

Free Time

Clear your calendar. We’ll wait.

$48
OBJECT 008
Zero Technical Debt: a luxury presentation box with a coloured printed sleeve.
Engineering

Zero Technical Debt

A clean slate. An immaculate fiction.

$48
YOUR SELECTION / 00

A bag full
of possibilities.

0

Exceptionally empty.

Even by our standards.

Find someone something